larxenesomebody:



YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY


Best Christmas Carol Ever.

larxenesomebody:

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

Best Christmas Carol Ever.

(Source: sparklebuns)

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timelord-oftherings:

fuchi-conejo:

starexorcist:

militarypenguin:

one mooooore thing

holy shit fuck

OOOH YESSS <33

MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIIIC!

timelord-oftherings:

fuchi-conejo:

starexorcist:

militarypenguin:

one mooooore thing

holy shit fuck

OOOH YESSS <33

MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIIIC!

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laughingstation:

i’m actually terrified 

Just shat my pants

holy shat


LORD

NONONONONONO

oh

my

gosh

OMG THAT DOG IMAGE PRETTY MUCH SUMS EVERYTHING UP

I feel like I’m possessed :O

You will laugh out loud!

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)

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piercingsanddelilah:

This theory says that there is more behind Nickelodeon’s Rugrats besides being a cute show for little kids to watch. In fact, some people are saying that the show has this whole psychological meaning behind it centering around Angelica having a psychotic break at the age of 3 after having too many traumatic accidents happen in her family at such a young age.

  • All of the rugrats are a figment of Angelica’s imagination. Now that’s not so horrible by itself, but then we learn why Angelica made them up.
  • Chuckie died with his mother in childbirth. This is why his dad is always so worried about him in the show.
  • Tommy was stillborn, making his dad have some kind of break and sit in the basement to make toys for the son he was supposed to have.
  • The DeVilles had an abortion. Angelica never found out if the baby was supposed to be a boy or a girl so she decided to make it twins. Then, she gave them matching names and personas because there probably would have been only one child if there was no abortion.
  • The reason behind these delusions have been blamed on Angelica’s nonexistent relationship with her mother and her manipulative one with her father. Thus, Angelica had no one to turn to when she needed help dealing with the babies’ deaths and resorted to making up the lives they should have lived.

In All Grown Up, Angelica is a bipolar schizophrenic addicted to narcotics and heroin because they help her keep her delusions alive. At this point, we learn that Angelica’s biological mom died from a heroin overdose and Angelica’s disease because she’s a crack baby. Her real mom’s name was Cynthia, hence her doll’s name. The woman from “Rugrats” who was Angelica’s mother is really her gold-digging step-mom who Angelica idolized.

When “All Grown Up” was canceled, Angelica died of an overdose just like her mother.

Dil is the only baby who isn’t fictional. However, Angelica never accepted him as being real and accidentally hit him too hard while trying to make him go away once, resulting in brain damage. This is why he’s such an odd child in “All Grown Up.”

Suzie was actually Angelica’s friend. The theory says that she grew up to become a psychologist and joined the Nickelodeon team to invent the “Rugrats” TV show, finally explaining the origin of the theory.

Dear people freaking out getting pissed off about this, this is a theory. If you guys do not understand what a theory is here you go

A theory is an explanation for something, it is not always true, this is a theory it could be an explanation for the rugrats. DO NOT FREAK OUT ABOUT THIS DO NOT SAY OMG THIS IS SO NOT REAL BECAUSE IN THE START OF THIS IT DOES SAY IT IS A THEORY. IT DOES NOT SAY THIS IS BASED ON THE TRUE STORY IT SAYS IT IS A THEORY. 

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laughingstation:

oh what the fuck
the amount of notes on this in two or so hours haha
ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!! IT’S HAPPENING!!!!!

it’s happening..
We need to buy fucking guns
NOT MY DIVISION.
You will laugh out loud!

laughingstation:

oh what the fuck

the amount of notes on this in two or so hours haha

ZOMBIES ARE REAL!!!! IT’S HAPPENING!!!!!


it’s happening..

We need to buy fucking guns

NOT MY DIVISION.

You will laugh out loud!

(Source: khaaleidoscope)

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